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Posted on: June 17, 2005

Thoughts for Today!

Ever wonder about those people
who spend $2.00 apiece on those
little bottles of Evian water? Try
spelling Evian backwards:  NAIVE
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

diarrhea…does that mean that one enjoys it?

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If people from Poland are called

Poles, why aren’t people from
Holland called Holes?Do infants enjoy infancy as much


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as adults enjoy adultery?If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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  Why do croutons come in airtight


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packages? Aren’t they  just stale
bread to begin with?
Why is a person who plays the piano
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called a pianist but a person who
drives a racecar is not called a racist?Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen



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defrocked, doesn’t it  follow  that
electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys 
deranged,  models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

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  I was thinking about how people

 
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seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more as they get older; then it
dawned on me …..they’re
cramming for their final exam.
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Why do they put pictures of

criminals up in the Post Office?
What  are we supposed to do,
write to them? Why don’t they
just put their pictures on the
postage stamps so the mailmen
can look for them while they deliver the mail?
If it’s true that we are here to help


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a) you learn to drive, or
b)   you are a business manager
trying to get people to do their timesheets on time!
 

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  If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
 

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  Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

 

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